Dear teacher,

My best friend's name is Billy Boey [insert chinese name]. I am so sorry I don't know his chinese name but who cares, everybody calls him Billy and so do I. So yeah, the tree is still that nobody gives a **** about his chinese name. Full stop. The sentence is gonna end here. Yes, here. No read further. I am gonna stop here. Yes, I am just being retarded. You blow is it. Fullll stop. Really fulll stop la this time.......i not joking.....fulllllll stoppppppp.

And you want to know how he SUDDENLY become my best friend? Oh we woke up one morning and I just decided I needed a best friend [yes, my life is that sad] and so I called 1-300-bestfriend best friend. I don't know how but I miraculously knew Billy from there. Like wtf. I don't know how they do their work actually. Like how can they set ME up with a guy like HIM to be my bestfriend. We have nothing in common and still hve the world in common. Okay it doesn't matter. The tree is, I've found a best friend. I am so so so happy! *retarded smile*

Seriously, we have nothing in common except the fact that we are both humans. Like hello, you blind is it? He likes those heavy metal songs while i like lullabies. He likes black while I love PINK PINK PINK! He wear eye liner while I urm..I wash my eye with water. He's so pretty and I am so ugly! Omg why God why....

And then comes to the part about the way he speak. Gawd, he speaks like a malay version of Brad Pitt. Sorrylah teacher I don't really know how Brad Pitt talks like but this is just an expression. I don't even know if Brad Pitt can talk or not one actually but nevermind. So what i was trying to say was, Billy talks like a malay version of Brad Pitt a.k.a remPITT.

Wah teacher see I damn creative give me an A la.

Okay nevermind that. Next, Billy is the most wonderfulest wonder fool. Like omg he is so sweet he even help me draw trees for my geo! Omg...so sweet. Yes, sweet, you heard me right. Thats if you are trying to be creative and not use another dull word such as no-hobby. But nevermind la, I very de thankful I have a friend who help me draw trees la. Although I don't know if he's sweet or what [because i've never lick his face la duh], let's just assume he's not sour due to the fact tht he rarely washes his face!

Okay wait, there's one more thing we share in common: we are both attention whores. We feed on attention like how some barbarian *ahem* *ahem* survive on porn. And that, is the reason why I am writing this. He asked me so many times to blog about him that I am guilty for not blogging about him la. And procrastinating has never been my forte.

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Pada hari yang indah ini, its the first time I got my belongings got confiscated. Oh yes, you've guessed it right, yeapo, my phone.

Ah whatever.

Even my friend who put his phone on the table got his confiscated. So it's so wtfish this is already called violation of human rights. No, I've not got too far. That's right. Like why is it wrong to even put our phone on the table? Miss Loong Miss Loong. Utter nonsense.

Oh, and did I mention I was mid way typing "aiya my teacher gila one damn garang can. Internet also cannot use" and when she caught me I immediately flip the phone close. Which in other words means, should she open my hpoen she would hve saw tht message.

And I will jump up and shout 'You have no rights to flip open my phone!"

What am I talking about @__@"
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p/s: this shall mark the end of my post. Oh and about Billy, almost everything above is untrue. Choose yourself la which ever you think is for real and which is not. =)