♥ PhooiSze.
I have a great passion for both speaking and writing, hence making me a great friend but an even greater enemy. But even so, i am probably the best person alive! Why?
because i am biased, stupid. I am a PZ after all, hello?
Loves
Sweets!
Designing!
Pink. At least I am TRYING to. T__T'
Turning people into retards. It's my forte anyway.
Hates
Pink!
People who hates me MWHAHAH!
Craves
Nokia 7390
Laptop Make my own blogskin
Let's not daydream and move on ok? =)
| yes, the above stated title is contrary to my previous post wtf. wait wait i am not beign self-obsessed so don't leave just yet! =D
don't ask me about the election. yes, it was this morning. glad that it's over and results will be out by monday so yeah, we shall see. =)
okay the point of today's post is about how pretty girls AREN'T always pretty wtf. there's no ugly girls just lazy ones wtf. really! yes yes i know dolling yourself up is time and effort and energy among whatnots but then again can you not agree that grooming oneself makes one look his or her best all the time? you best may not be THE best but it's still good knowing that you are at YOUR best wtf. die also no regret la -_-'
okay so today's post is, in today's world you must be good at makeup.
OR photoshop at least when all else fails.;P
SUPER FAKE RIGHT?!
but still guess what, it's fakeness that gets 48240 lalas adding you in friendster, not your bareface WTF. ever wondered why your lala friend has got 999 friends in her list while you only have 99?
because she has 99 photos in her gallery when you only have 9. and of all that 99, 98 are either a) with her face heavily caked b) she's good in photoshop and she tries super hard to make her mata sepet big. -.-'
and the other one photo? oh, that must be a photo of her cute cat, no doubt.
face it, it's a cute world now. or at least, an 'act-cute' world wtf because lemme ask you this...how many alive are GENUINELY cute? you can possibly count them all with your ten fingers wtf . don't ask me what i see in cute girls because honestly speaking, i wish i knew.
everyone WANTS to look cute now! zomg don't believe? let me show you to what length photoshop can help wtf.
WAHHH SO FLAWLESS COMPLEXIONNNN SO PRETTYYY SO PINK LIPSSS!
yeah right. -.-' flawless eh? HOW ABOUT THIS HAR?!!!! ! . . . . .
NAH TAKE THIS! ORI PIC!
FLAWLESS HOR! THAT ONE FLAWLESS THIS ONE WHAT?! ANGELIC AH ZOMGWTFBBQ?!
don't ask me why do i have no shame in putting up both the edited version and the unedited just to prove that i am ugly wtf because to that question i have no answer T_T" i just wanna exhibit to the world my generosity wah wtf do i sound philosophical enough to be called a philosopher or a philanthropist at the very least ?!! =DDD
sighs why la i so tak tahu malu wan. T____T i deserve a Nobel award. :D
after reading this you don't know how a real cutie is supposed to look like? FRET NOT! i have a perfect example here! . . . . .
nah! genuine cuteness! a real naturale! =D
look at his expression! so real! exactly like what you see in harajuku magazines! what you see is what you get! =D
yes yes, cute people does exist. you've just gotta judge properly for yourself or else you'll be disappointed when the time comes to meet your 'friendster lao po' pfft. -.-'
ok the end of today's short (or long wtf) post! bye bye people! =D