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i've got it.

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yes people, i've got the pr post.

but like it or not, i am gonna say this one thing. if you can't afford losing, weather or not to a form 2 girl or anyone for that matter, don't run for a post then. we were all given an equal chance, you and i included. if there should be anyone at a disadvantage, it's me, hello? since everyone LOVES having the stereotypical mentality that at 14, i stand practically no chance?

well, looks like i proved you wrong then. i, choong phooi sze, is a living prove that age is NOT a barrier in whatever you do. hard work DOES matter at the end of the day. think an election is everything about popularity? i am awed by your petty mind, that's all i can say.

hello darling, it's 2008, not 1908. you think everything also talk about give face meh. may the best man win, that's what i said all along. i am not your mom- losing to you is not a favor i owe you. you do your best at campaigning, i do my best at mine. fair? yes, very much indeed.

if you can't afford losing, don't even expect winning in the first place. game of life? that's THE rule, darling.

p/s: what makes you think that even without me, you can win? i've got 150% more vote than the candidate who came second, mind you. =) how many votes i've got? i'll leave you the benefit of the doubt. you do your own estimation, i am not gonna disclose it publicly except if a situation arises that calls for it.

Labels: elections, kiasu, retard, Student Council

Your Lover's Lover 2:52 AM

Overreaction.

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i know you are addressing me, who are you kidding with? but as of the subject of today's topic, you are the one chosen. so, stop acting like and immature fafagly and count your blessings because if it's attention that you wanted, you've got it. =)

please bear in mind that this post is not meant as an explanation, because i shall quote the phrase made infamous my yours truly AGAIN...

i don't owe you an explanation.

there. simple and sweet. back to the agenda of this post. if over reacting is not the word, i don't know what is. if you could be angered this easily, i reckon you need a few more years of pre-schooling before calling yourself a useful member of planet earth. as what putri's mom told me, it is indeed proven that maturity kicks in slower for boys than for girls.

but never have i thought that one could define the word 'slower' for what seems like an entire lifetime. yes, if you tell me a guy matures slower than a girl by like 2 years, i definitely have no doubts about it. but to be slower than your peers by a lifetime? now that's what i call taking things a little too far, kid. perhaps even the best brain surgeons in the world can't do much to help. if you're born with it, live with it.

it has been long since i last did this, but for whatever it is worth, this is exactly what i am doing now. for you. i don't even need to mention your name- you know who you are. although there is no such thing as bad publicity (as claimed by jyp if i am not wrong), the logic in me tells me that by the way you acted, a little fame wouldn't do you good. if a slight mention of the name could cause such a stir, i wonder what would everyone witness should i mention your name, bold it, italic it and perhaps put it in the largest size blogger would allow me to? there, i am being a megabitch again. but who cares? you have no one to blame but your shallowness for it was that which caused you the 'humiliation of a lifetime'.

me england is of no powderfullness but should you need assistance in using the dictionary, kindly ask. i'll be more than glad to offer a helping hand to a 'sad living proof to the beings that human failures do exist', because you obviously DID underestimate AND hyperbolize the definition of 'humiliation'. should you treat such a small occurrence as a matter of life and death, IT IS indeed time that you wake up and 'face the real world', whatever you mean by that. your failure is when your mind (yeah, mind. it's against your will wtf it's your mind. yeah right. *rolls eyes* lalal) keep insisting that us juniors are incapable of speaking our minds.

and just because you are our senior, it doesn't mean that we HAVE to live under your shadow and love you for who you are. it's not obligatory, fyi. there's something i really don't want to break to you at times like this, but IF ONLY you had an idea beforehand how much we dislike you, maybe you wouldn't have harbored such expectations that we juniors have to worship you out of respect. because no, respect are not to be showered unto the shallow ones. it doesn't mean that just because you are older in existence (age is just a number in the mind lalalala i cant hear you lalalala~ -.-'), you can literally throw your weight around and we as JUNIORS have to lower our heads and give in to your ridiculous whines JUST BECAUSE you are older. [!!!]

maybe even I would have tolerated some of these nonsensical rubbish if it weren't you. maybe- just maybe- i would still a degree of respect left for you even by now, if it weren't for your stupid stereotyped mentality that we, or rather, *I*, am incapable of 'humiliating' someone older than me in age. and you really need to get your facts straight before jumping into conclusions that you were betrayed. there. your tendency of overexaggerating and throwing big sounding words which is most of the time, too powerful an adjective to be applicable at the tiny weeny situation you are in which as a guy, you shouldn't make a fuss about. all putri meant by 'justice is served' is how the truth have prevailed. all she was trying to say is that she, just like the rest of the world, saw through your string of lies.

AND YOU DON'T CALL THAT A BETRAYAL, MR LACK-OF-VOCABULARY! =)

maybe you want to sound smart. i don't know. if you can't even make sense out of such a simple sentence, please have a moment of self-reflection before calling ME a bitch. if calling me that makes you happy, let me reassure you here that calling me a bitch DOESN'T do your anger justice. why? simply because i am too thick faced (and i am a self-confessed bitch ANYWAY heh lalala go dial L for loser la). and on another note, it's funny seeing how you make a fool out of yourself by those threats which i am 101% sure WILL NEVER EVER materialize.

never in your wildest dreams, kiddo. it takes wayyy more guts than what you are having now. ;) easier said than done, get it?

and if you need SOMEONE to tell you how it's not even cool to say such things when you can't do it, congrats to you because you've found the honest one. i don't know if it's out of courtesy or whatever shits because obviously i am not someone with a 'beautiful personality' so positive that i could go around sucking up even to people i dislike. i don't believe in treating EVERYONE nicely. there are just people MADE to be hated, and i shall not go against the law of nature wtf. if i dislike you, you know it. you just do. =)

let me make it crystal-clear here. however flattered i am by the fact that a no-brainer hurts himself on purpose (whatever his ulterior motives are full stop i don't care), please bear in mind that i am not to be held liable for any injury/death/medical bills caused by your stupidity. good luck and all the best in cutting yourself. =D

if it was attention that you wanted, I've got none to splurge. if it was sympathy that you needed, i've none left to spare. if it was a fight you had in mind,

bring it on.

because obviously, it's indeed THAT hard for you to form a sentence with zero grammatical and/or spelling errors, let alone create a coherent argument out of your 'here-wrong-there-wrong-everywhere-also-wrong' sentences. if you think being older is a plus point as it makes you a person with a sharper tongue, you are wrong. oh, look who's better at it? i am not facing difficulties when it comes to forming a group of sentences also known as a paragraph. and most importantly, i never run out of things to say. =)

p/s: you need spell check TERRIBLY. 'Anger' is spelt with a single G, genius. =)

p/p/s: stop bothering HER since you think she betrayed you. it's none of her business and all. you've just gotta grow up and handle things by yourself instead of being such a dependent on others. it's a nuisance, you know?

Labels: 'why-are-you-so-stupidla-why-oh-why', attention, Bitchings, kiasu, maturity, retard

Your Lover's Lover 9:36 AM

Life is a game.

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Yes, I don't know what went into me cuz I accidentally deleted my previous post with 3489729837 pics which took like 3897425709750 days to upload.

Sighs. I am NOT gonna go through loading those pictures again. So yeah, here are some eye candies a friend sent to me yesterday.

Yeap, when I was busy concentrating on my paper, this was what's happening two floors above.



Darren: you know who's wei ping?
Me: urm yeah.
Darren: wait..i send you the picture
*receives picture above*
Me: =___='

hahaha but they REALLY look alike weih! replica of each other! XD

I just felt tht I should spread the gayness around! Happy happy! =)

Oh and today, I feel so accomplished.

I bought a fake pack fo UNO cards for 2 bucks. -______________-"

Caption behind the box: Easy to pick up...impossible to put down!

Is it even correct @__@' Even if it isn't this must be one of the better english captions I've seen on the packings of 'made in china' goods.


Okay fine, not really. The color's cacated but what do you expect? It's only 2 bucks -__-"

I don't even know why I bought it.....thinking of it now, it's pretty much a waste of money @__@".

Even the instructions is so long.

Full of funny english of course. I mean, YOU'VE ALREADY COPIED 99% OF THE ORIGINAL THING WHY NOT JUST COPY THE WHOLE THING. It just amazes me how people still wanna TRY being original when they've already copied so much, might as well do 100% the same la. As thought it'll even make a difference.

-____-"

Some other random pics I found in my phone.

Putri, Colin and I decided that rewinding those old good times when we were younger wasn't and isn't a crime. =)





I TELL YOU THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING THAT I'VE WITNESSED IN SUPERMARKETS BEFORE!!

Imagine having those ribena purple balloon looking monster jumping around on the floor and you are supposed to step on them. So retarded okay!!! And then when you steep it there's some loud 'side effects' WEEEE! or something. And lagi pathetic is kids REALLY steps on it. At the entrance some more omg tak malu meh?

Malaysians, malaysian. -.-'

Labels: Books, Good Deals, Pictures, retard, supermarket

Your Lover's Lover 1:19 AM

Who are you to be judging me?

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Yes, I said that to a guy four years my senior.

Apparently, he judge me just by reading my blog or rather, just the profile. And he think he's such a smart ass judging me and all not knowing that he was talking to ME. =)

Yes, dear matured senior you got fooled for one and a half hour by a 13 year old, genius.
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Let me show you some screenshots of a convo I had with a distant friend. Okay, not exactly friend pun but nvrm la. It's one of the silliest I had in months/years. -.-'

Enlarge it. -__-"

Super terrible ppl come to me and say hi to me then say I am not lenglui wtf. o.0

I said to him 'apa' becuz tht was what nick said to him and he replied WAT APA? WANNA FIGHT IS IT so yeah, I said apa and he didn't say tht so I said it. I said 'what you want? wanna fight is it?' and he said 'ah can also'.

-_____________________________-"


Aiya nick's definition of having balls isn't playing dota la it's just an example. -__-"

And he said tht nick has no balls when nick refused to accept his 'challenge' and I told him that to different guys, they have diff opinions when it comes to 'having balls'. Yes, note the thing I circled in red.

Read on -__-"

Aiyor you think only you know how to act dumb is it -__-"


he said dota sucks a min ago and now he says its fun bullying ppl, YES HE KEPT CALLING NICK SEI FEI H*I LA I DIDN'T MAKE THT UP -_____-'


I thought maybe I could 'defend' nick a little by telling him he's strong and all but this guy's still so insistent that picking up a fight is fun and to show 'one has balls' despite me arguing that fighting isn't heroic. TRUE WERT FIGHTING VERY YENG MEH?! @__@"

Yeah yeah fighting very yeng losing a pair of arms is more yeng in my opinion wtf. -__-"

Okay that's about it .

No, wait. There's one more.


Looks familiar? -___-"

Yes, this time its another GUY trying to copy the drawing Wei Zhong drew [refer to previous post] asking me not to say wtf. Pure plagiarism! [wanna copy but it's STILL ugly -_-']

Please ppl, stop drawing me pictures like tht asking me to stop wtf except if your drawing's like Picasso or something. [okay maybe I don't know if picasso's an artist, but still..] No wonder I love shaun tan la, he's the only guy who ask me to not stop that habit of mine! That's my trademark wor. TRUE TRUE =D

Exam's in two days. Can anyone instill some sense of urgency into me? Okay la, not all subjects terrible. I'll just name you the subjects I am terrible in. Aiya not alot not alot. =)

Maths, Bm, Geo, Sc, KH, History, English.

Okay maybe that's ALL THE SUBJECTS but nvrm I am strong -__-" CAN ONE LAH. [tidak apa attitude, again.]
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I'LL JUST DEDICATE THIS SMALL SECTION TO HEIDI LOI EE MIN!

Omg this is my ultimate other half/darling/ whtever!

SHE'S SO CARING AND CONSIDERATE OKAY! SHE BOUGHT ME DONUTS! A DOZEN SOME MORE! NOW YOU TELL ME, YOU GOT ANOT FRIENDS TREATING YOU THAT NICE GOT ANOT HAR HAR HAR?!

=D *smiles from ear to ear*

That must be the ultimate kick start to my examination week. Donuts must be some lucky charm okay! [since it's so nice]

Labels: donuts, maturity, retard, screenshots, seniors, sugar

Your Lover's Lover 8:14 PM

Bitching. Good or bad?

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No no bitching is bad but whatever okay. It's memang my nature to bitch and I already try so hard not to. But you knowlah, I give you face you give me face sort of thing. So yeah, when you just have to go do something so idiotic, I can't be blamed all thogether just for speaking the truth.

Yes, and this post is addressed to someone I shall not name so don't be so perasan shit and come sulking to other ppl about me scolding you when I in the first place isn't and it flatters me to hve you thinking I would EVEN bother flipping my phone open to sms you. Woah, who am I kidding? Oh and one more reason why sulking to others will not help- nobody's listening to you.

And I am not saying they agree with me just because I know how to close my mouth [not as in shut up. I mean it literally as tutup mulut weih]. They are agreeing with me because I speak facts and not talk rots like you. And those around me literally laughed so hard when you created tales as it was beyond imagination that *I* will do such a thing. Not in your wildest dreams la, kiddo.

Okay so I don't want to elaborate so much on what happened. I don't hve the rights to expose certain personal matters of my friends'. (yes, and tht's because I understand what the word privacy means)

So yeah, there was something that few people were laughing at about Putri. (which i WILL NOT elaborate on =)) And yes, that was a fact too embarrassing to be slapped right in the face. That few jokers made a joke out of it and everyone was laughing like mad over it. Like hello, if nobody was so itchy butt go tell Putri about it, everyone will just forget it in the matter of 10 minutes.

BUT THEN SOME MORONS HAVE TO GO TELL HER ABOUT IT!

Yes, Putri's close with me but fuc* it okay. We are now talking about semangat setia kawan. And how can i drag my friends into trouble by telling her about what we were joking about. It's not the matter of how close Putri and I are but the matter of how it's so unpleasant to go break the bubble and shove the insulting joke right in her face. And some people thinks it's making them popular or whatever by telling her that.

A smart guy will think that she'll be so grateful over his eagerness to tell her to truth. BUT a wise guy will consider how she will feel should she know about it. And sorrylor, no matter how hard I think, that kid can neither be considered smart nor wise. Yes kiddo, if you are reading this do read on. Yes, you've got me right. I am insulting your intelligence. You like or I like now?!

And so I was pretty worried on what she might be thinking. *note: I am not one of the founders so you may as well just shut up if you thought you could attack me on that, losers* i gave her a call to clarify things with her that it's totally a joke and nothing personal. Of course la i proceeded to ask who was it who told her that.

yes it's that retard.

OH AND DEAR RETARD, SHE'S NOT EVEN APPRECIATIVE OF IT, FOR YOUR INFO. AWWW TOO BAD YOUR EFFORT GONE TO WASTE HAHAHA LOSER! *making enemies with everyone aorund you something nice to do hor? VERY NCIE RIGHT? Hoho you do have a very nice sense of humor do you know that? =)*

And Putri asked me to tell those people that she was just feeling unwell and stuff. I messaged those guys la. This was how my message read:-

"Ppl Putri was just feeling uncomfortable just now so please stop spreading the word. She knows about it already through someone who I shall describe...desperate for attention...and doesn't know how to keep a secret and definitely it's not somehting nice to know lor...thanks and if you need further clarification do give me a call. =) She is feeling really down now =( Love you people loads kay? =3"

ahahha and yes, yours truly sent it to so many people but tht retard took it personal and replied bck.

"not me okay it was wk..get it?"

WAH DAHLAH DUN WANNA MENGAKU WANNA BLAME OTHER PPL SOMEMORE MEMANG TAK GUNA PUNYA MANUSIA CAN! =D I AM SO PROUD TO BE A MALAYSIAN CUTI PUKI MALAYSIA! =)

It just takes you perhaps 0.5% of common sense to tell you that I am sending it to so many ppl. Like hello if I send you personally I won't type 'PPL' la. And what makes you think I would even make the effort to flip my phone open to message you? You think I so free ah? if so free I may as well go knock my head on the wall lor, genius. And btw if you are not guilty, you won't take it personally. Dahlah you already did something bad, just shut up la. BUT NO, YOU HAVE TO FUCK*IN PUT THE BLAME ONTO OTHERS OH WELLZ.

And being the kiasu ass I was, I, as usual, reply lah with complicating sounding english words a prawn sized brain like his cannot understand. =)

"Hello I send to so many ppl la and I didn't mention names...so you are indirectly admitting it eh? Wah I feel damn flattered can I say somehting only ppl start to confess. And she told me personally it's you and I am not even in the mood to mention names...and there you are, putting the blame onto others when I am not even on a hunt to find whose guilty. Kid, that explains ALOT about you."

Fine la it's not even complicated. But what to do, you think everyone so clever like you and me meh? If it's so the world won't be round la okay!

And what I geram is he putting the blame onto wk. Okay maybe this is the 9847398th time I am saying it but then again, when faced with such retard you CANNOT resist it one la okay! I wont say i know wk very well. Yes, its undeniable that he has a very sour mouth but I knowla he won't do such a thing. People got brains mar. You don't have then don't try to act like Confucius la aiseh.

woah and he sent me a msg before I sent him this. Which i read later lah. Lagi chun okay. This one further proves my point that he can't comprehend what i was talking about. So simple yet so hard for him. Sorry but even my horoscope says I have no toleration for slow and stupid people. Born like tht mar. *shows cute face*

"Wk told me she does that....I din tell anyone. He was the wan who told ariel...well I don think I nid any advise from you"

NYAHHAHAHAHA WHO ARE YOU KIDDING YO! Nobody gives a fuc* if you tell ariel or baryl la. Can't even understand that the others and I are only pissed off not because you told ariel or baryl but because you told PUTRI la. So funny right? Laughla people! -.-'

I typed something one but then chea called me so i didn't send it after all. BUT IF YOU ARE CURIOS, here was what i typed.

"And by the way that is not an advise...Try searching the dictionary for the meaning of the word advise. I know you don't need that from me because you obviously cannot comprehend simple english, let alone deep philosophies of advises. =)"

Oh and after tht msg about me explaining to him that I sent tht msg to so many ppl, he also malu already lah. Aiyor, who ask you never read properly. Sad case la gotta face the embarrassment. Some more from me. Aiya nevermind lor hor. You memang from the beginning no pride and dignity one la. ;P

He said something like 'whatever la bla bla"

Sorry I am pretty lazy to search for my inbox again for a retard's msg. You tell me la how to find. Got 1117 msges. You think very easy to browse is it? *rolls eyes* And I can only remember the whatever word because

WAH LOOK WHO IS TALKING..WANNA LAN YENG SUMMORE WOR USE THE WORD WHATEVER CHEWAH!

Oh and did I mention that he go msged Putri and Chea that I am after he got my first msg because he took it personal. Oh wells, what to do. This is what your child has to face if he is born dumb which eventually leads him into becoming a social reject. 'scolding him for NO REASON'*shrugs* And hello, WHO in this world has ever seen me scolding people like that? You joking ah? Scold people like that, mice also cannot die la! Once again, I am flattered for people take my statements as scolding because they cannot differentiate between the both and therefore explaining the reason why he is complementing me. (yes, I take tht as a complement)

I wonder ah, WHY la every time retards want to act clever and talk fact with me one wor! It's so obvious from the beginning I am winning already lor but still wanna try. So sad la so sad. And today when i talked to my friends about it, they were also shocked that he's being such a loser by saying something but dare not admit it.

YOU WANNA GET POPULAR IS IT? DESPERATE IS IT?!

If you think there is no relevance between the both, yes there is. If he starts msging you, you know he's up to no good because he falls in love with ANY girl after messaging like less than 200 msges. Not exaggerating =) (oh and he will go tell people wht bra wht bra this gurl and tht gurl wear. Horny until desperate like tht. Sad case la.)

For that reason alone I pity you. You know, like how you ALWAYS cannot get a friend, let alone a GIRL. And how you ALWAYS think being attached is cool. And how you ALWAYS is so horny and have to msg ppl telling them you hate me and Joie when nobody gives a f*ck if you *uck*d a tree of a bar of chocolate. *yeahla very de sad la kena dumped but what to do. I wasn't in for anything serious mar. And itu pun because I didn't know you cnanot close your mouth. And my friends laughed so hard they almost fell off the chair when you told Colin tht it was you who dumped me. HAHAHAHAHAH ONCE AGAIN GO DREAM ONE LAH OKAY =D*

Because the world is round that's why lor.

Nobody gives a damn about you. But you are SO desperate for attention which makes me wonder why. And being a playa is not your cup of tea, you know. I mean, HOW MANY times already have you failed? Masih tak sedar sedar lagi ke? Living in denial is not gonna change the fact, you know? =)

A smart girl leaves before she is left.

And in this case I wont call the girls clever but just you being plain stupid. [tell me if you dare that spamming someone's chatbox with a lame name like 'bla bla' is not stupid. TELL ME LOR TELL ME!]

Kid, let me tell you straight la ok.

You neither hve the looks nor the wisdom full stop.

So in other words, there is NOTHING interesting about you. In fact, I think you and chin choong are beyond comparison. Wait a second if you thought tht I was complementing you because I was just about to say tht at least Chin Choong is civilized. Whoops! I said it! *bimbo smile*

And the way you try to make friends by breaking secrets explains ALOT about a person like you. You saved a tree but lost the whole forest. Once again that shows the degrees of your intelligence which is next to zero.

Have a good day and please look left and right before crossing the road or you'll die like how a chicken gets bang in those ads thank you. =)

p/s: YEAHLA TAKE IT PERSONAL LA! TAKE IT PERSONAL AGAIN LAAA! Makes you a loser more than you already are. OH, and that is an advise. Don't listen la and see what else I have to say about you lor. And this is not MY opinion solely. Everyone thinks like tht. And it's only me who dares to blog about it. yeahla I am a 'fucking bitch' so be it lor then. Calling ppl a bitch is the easiest way to criticize someone. Like you don't know tht girl but you still feel like saying something bad you can just say "SHES A BTICH" So easy hor? =)

Labels: retard, School

Your Lover's Lover 6:32 AM